after 30 years of searching…

…i have found a religion that i can join. turns out the standards for admittance are very low, but who cares!? i’m going to Pastafarian Heaven!

you can learn more about my new religion here. i will be visiting your house bright and early saturday morning to witness. put the coffee on!

a bit of scripture:

“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was ‘ARRRRGH!'” – PIRATICUS 13:7

update: i really have been a member all along. i just never knew.

back when i had enough energy to party.


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