mothers day. 0500 hours.

“I HAVE TO GO PEE!!!!!”
silence.
“I HAVE TO GO PEEEEEE!!!” tones more frantic now.
“MAMAAAAA!!!”
from far off in the land of nod, i think i hear something calling me. “make it stop. for the love of Zeus! make it stop!” it’s so loud now, i can’t even understand it.
the neighbor’s gdmf* Chihuahua starts barking adding [...]

as a matter of fact, i don’t think 3 is too young for monty python

as it is, he thinks all the people on the crosses are pirates!!  (we haven’t watched the whole thing yet, baby steps)  i popped in monty python and the quest for the holy grail the other day and for the most part, it was lost on him.  he gets into the singing though.  i think [...]