…i have found a religion that i can join. turns out the standards for admittance are very low, but who cares!? i’m going to Pastafarian Heaven!
you can learn more about my new religion here. i will be visiting your house bright and early saturday morning to witness. put the coffee on!
a bit of scripture:
“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was ‘ARRRRGH!’” – PIRATICUS 13:7
update: i really have been a member all along. i just never knew.
Filed under: Cool Shite, FSM | Tagged: religion, the church of the flying spaghetti monster
