mothers day. 0500 hours.

“I HAVE TO GO PEE!!!!!”
silence.
“I HAVE TO GO PEEEEEE!!!” tones more frantic now.
“MAMAAAAA!!!”
from far off in the land of nod, i think i hear something calling me. “make it stop. for the love of Zeus! make it stop!” it’s so loud now, i can’t even understand it.
the neighbor’s gdmf* Chihuahua starts barking adding [...]